Thursday, July 1, 2010

Tips On Surviving College/University/School or Equivalent

I've been thinking lately, mostly because of my current poor time management skills. So, I've been coming up with random thoughts on ways to surving college or at least one semester of it. I'll be compliling all the tips day by day until I can make a book out of it.

Have you ever wanted to turn back time? Or have more ideas for your assignment. Do you want your adrenaline rush to go on forever? Well, it's hard but here are some tips to help you survive at least for a few months.

Disclaimer: Tips offered here might or might not work as some tips will make sense while others are just totally crap.
  1. Never burn out your oil too early in the semester. You may never find another gas station again.
  2. Do not reach your optimum level in your biological graph too soon. Turn your paper horizontally and draw your graph that way.
  3. Stock up on Livita, Red Bull, Tongkat Ali or any other energy drink. However, it will only hold up for an hour at the most for me.
  4. You might want to try coffee too. Coffee Rich, Coffee Kau, Coffee O, Coffee Super Kao Ultraman. Whatever you call it, coffee is one of the most popular drinks taken to keep oneself stay awake but do take note that by drinking too much coffee, you might get constipation.
  5. Block Facebook, YouTube, Movie streaming softwares or anything that might take your attention away from your work.
  6. A better way is to close your eyes while resetting the password to your computer/laptop.
  7. Find out who's the top student in your class, think of him/her always getting higher marks than you. That will keep you going.
  8. Fold up your bed. This will not work if you can sleep anywhere you want.
  9. Study on the table. This works fine for me.
  10. Stop chatting with that pretty girl or cute guy on MSN!
More coming soon!


Maggie said...

haha, funny duh. i'm expecting more XDDD

~eRiC~ said...

point 5 and 6 cannot la... after doing so, i would be worrying and missing my facebook, youtube, lappy, and eventually wasting my time in figuring out to recovering them back~ lol. so no point.

Lukey Cher Hong said...

livita and coffee never works on me. the cute girl on MSN does!

Dropped by from Lukey's Rantings

Sweeli ❤ said...

Ar crap. If you don't want to study, why bother spending so much money and time for college.
Crop out, buy a cert, and you are good to go. :)

Sry that I'm such a killjoy. :P

FiSh said...

i strongly agree with number 5. seems like i nid to close the innit browser now LOLL

TZ said...

Hey dude, some time you need to relax too... So do plan out your time. And you should be able to survive the time...

Do enjoy your university life as much as you could. You will never get this back after you get out from university :p

Ariff Suffian  said...

Get off those social websites might be a little challenge though ahha