It's So HOT In Here, So Take Off All Your Clothes

A community service message to all you people out there who uses air-conditioning.

Make Peace, Not ChloroFluoroCarbons.

Heading to Pikom's PC Fair Tomorrow! Will There Be PC Fair Girls?

 

Like what the title says, I'll be going to Ipoh's PC Fair tomorrow! Just like every other year, it is held in Stadium Indera Mulia. So, I'll see whether if they have wifi connection there. If so, then I'll be able to update live from the event itself.

But I'll doubt there will be pretty PC Fair models there. 'Ipoh, The Town With The Most Leng Luis' but when PC Fair comes, all hilang. So contradicting with my previous post eh?

Ipoh, The Town With The Most Leng Luis, A Myth Or A Fact?

Ipoh has been commonly said to have the most pretty girls compared to any other cities in the country.

When a person mentions Ipoh, the other would most likely to reply, 'Wah, a lot of leng lui there ah!'

So is this a fact or is it a myth?

This phrase has been so commonly known thorughout Malaysians but how true is it? First of all, who came up with this 'fact'? Did someone actually collected information and plotted it on graphs and calculated statistics to come out with the answer? Is that even possible? I doubt it.

Up till today, we know that it is still not scientifically or in this case mathematically proven but we still use the phrase whenever we hear people talk about Ipoh. Hey, I'm not complaining, I'm just curious who created this 'fact'. I'm also from Ipoh you know. It doesn't bother me if my hometown holds the most number of leng luis. Haha!

Ipoh, the town with the most leng luis. A myth or a fact? You decide.

Children Of Today Will Become Leaders Of Tomorrow

Children are the leaders of tomorrow.

Children will grow up to be leaders.

Our children will lead the country one day.

I'm sure you have heard of quotes like these before and as a matter of fact, these quotes turned out to be pretty true. It's true, oh it's true, it's damn true!

To make it a better quote, it should sound like this, "Children of today will grow up to be leaders of tomorrow to rule the country like children!"

However to relate it to the present, the quote should be, "Children of the past had grown up to be leaders of today, ruling the country like children!"

Isn't it true? Do you agree? OMG! We are in grave danger!

If you have not gotten the flow of where I am going in this post which I think that you should have already know. I am talking about our leaders. The leaders of Malaysia.

So I was browsing through YouTube watching stand-up comedy acts. So after three to four videos, I came across a video of a meeting held in the Malaysian Parliament. I wonder how that links up? Stand-up comedy and the Malaysian Parliament meeting. Hmm...?

Oh yes, in the Malaysian Parliament, a YB in general has to stand up and give his speech what so ever. If everything goes well, it'll just be a boring speech but if it does not go well, it'll become a stand-up comedy!

Bing bang boom. Words flying across the hall entertaining the whole room and in the end everyone in the hall has switched jobs from being a politician into a comedian. Wow that was fast!

So, i wonder, if they only tell jokes during meetings, how does anything serious get done? OMG, we are indeed living in a jester country.

Haha! If only the things I said above were true. Or is it? Judge for yourself.

Dewan Rakyat Malaysia, Parlimen Ke-11, Penggal Ke-4, Mesyuarat Ke-2

Browse for more at YouTUBE, just search for the keywords 'malaysian parliament'. Enjoy a good laugh!

My Portfolio Is Finally Up!

I finally have a proper site to upload my designs. Surf over to my portfolio at Behance Network to take a peek into what I have been doing lately.

If you like my style and you have a project in mind, DO HIRE ME!

www.behance.net/dylanportfolio